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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:16
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Early-season heat dome brings highest temperatures in years to parts of Eastern U.S. - NPR
Still no good.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
How much weight will I lose in the first month on a keto diet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists Discover Mysterious Human Lineage with No Descendants - The Daily Galaxy
No go.
No, not a chance
—
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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